Je ne veux pas la faire

A salutary and essential solo show

Froggy's delight,

Bitingly ironic and hasn't aged a bit

Le bruit du off tribune,

Unlike bees and birdsong, war is in no danger of extinction.

Since it has never seemed so necessary to repeat it, let's say it again: war, no thanks.

Through texts by Boris Vian, Georges Perec, Jacques Prévert and other rascals of the same ilk, Florent Aumaître portrays in turn a disillusioned grunt, an unenthusiastic conscript, and the man who laughs at the pathetic spectacle of those who choose to manufacture cannon fodder.

This solo show, which also sings of atomic bombs and deserters, wagers on saying with tenderness, humor, and a beating heart what all ears should hear: war is disgusting.

Did you know?

Florent Aumaître performed Maupassant's Le Horla more than 500 times from 2011 to 2019, including at Théâtre Michel and Le Lucernaire.

here an article from Froggy's Delight: https://froggydelight.com/article-29128-Je_ne_veux_pas_la_faire.html

here an article from Le Bruit du Off Tribune: https://lebruitduofftribune.fr/2026/01/19/je-ne-veux-pas-la-faire-la-guerre-non-merci/