LÉANDRE Privilégié

I can reassure you I wasn't born like this: I used to use shampoo, I thought I looked good, I even had a swimming pool. And one morning I lost everything, well, all my hair. And my self-esteem too. But I kept the pool, so sad yes, but doing backstroke. The doctor told me it was alopecia, my parents told me they'd always be there, and my mates... aren't my mates anymore. I even felt like dying. Or rather I didn't want to live in a world where I can't be surprised anymore. But I'm fine now, you know, I've become atypical. It's like ugly but you can still have sex. And since my head has become a joke, I figured I already had the first gag of the show. All that's left is to tell you the rest.